11 Aug 2010

Top 10 Most Awesome Jobs for Men

I’m pretty sure no one dreams of a job which involves sitting in a lifeless office all day long and surrounded by dull people but somehow a lot of us end up doing that. It’s a shame many people get a job based on just making enough money to live because… I’m sure they would all love to do what they want.

Very few of us manage to get the job they really like and in very rare circumstances there’s even a chance to land a once in a life time job that could be easily ranked among the world’s greatest jobs. Below is a list with the 10 Most awesome jobs for men which some lucky guys landed making us pretty jealous.

10. Wine & Beer Taster

Beer Taster

When you have a job like this, you have a warm, fuzzy feeling inside more often than most of us do. Every brewery needs a brew master, every winery needs a chief and these are the guys that ensure quality by making sure the products taste right. We all drink beer and wine probably on a regular basis but the main difference between us and these guys is that they get it for free, they get the best and they also get paid pretty damn well for drinking all day long.  Cheers to that!

9. Lifeguard

lifeguard

When I was just a kid Baywatch was pretty popular and … I dreamed of becoming a lifeguard. Of course, I was watching that tv show only to watch Pam Anderson’s big juicy and also young boobs but I still think being a lifeguard is one of the most awesome jobs in the world. You sit ten feet above sun bathers and constantly looking for bikini clad beauties, swimmers in distress and so on and maybe you even find a bouncing babe who wants to learn how to do mouth to mouth resuscitation.

8. Absinthe Maker

Absinthe

Alcohol gets another spot in our top 10 list but absinthe is definitely from another league than beer and wine. This louche, mysterious, green liquor will turn any night from ordinary to extraordinary and years after the first time you tried it, you’ll still remember how fucked up you were that night. Absinthe became legal only a couple of years ago in US but most of the bottles on the shelves are imported and making absinthe could be a real opportunity. If you can keep yourself sober enough to do it, of course.

7. Medical Marijuana Tester

Arnold High

These are the guys that literally get a high from their jobs! Since marijuana dispensaries pop up in more and more states there was a need for someone who can test the quality of these places and their products. So… if you want to get high on a regular basis and maybe even get paid for it, this job might be perfect for you. But you have to be able to legally buy your own medical marijuana.

6. Porn Star

Sasha Grey

Now seriously… Do I need to say anything about this? You get to have sex with different girls pretty often as a job. Who could hate that? Heck, even being a director or someone who holds the camera would be great but being the star and doing all those pretty amazing babes is definitely something we’ve all dreamed of. You’ll probably get tired of it after a while but until that happens I’m sure you’d do hundreds of movies and you’ll nail more girls than 99% of the men out there.

5. Food Critic & Travel writer

Anthony Bourdain

Actually these could be two different jobs but they go really well together. Getting paid to eat is a great way to make a living and one that very few have the luxury of experiencing but getting paid to eat and also travel to different places around the world is amazing! Think of Anthony Bourdain. He basically gets paid to fly around the world sampling crazy food for his show No Reservations drinking, smoking, having fun and eating while getting paid the entire time.

4. Paradise Island Caretaker

Bora Bora

Ben Southall beat out nearly 35,000 applicants from around the world for the dream assignment to swim, explore and relax on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef while also writing a blog to promote the area. He got a six month contract to serve as caretaker of this tropical Australian island worth $111,000 and he has to live in a three bedroom villa complete with pool and so on. If there are any paradise islands which need a caretaker, I’m available for the job. Oh yeah!

3. Spy for the Government

James Bond Daniel Craig

I don’t really know if spy for the government is the right job I’m thinking of. Something like James Bond is doing in all his movies, being a secret agent or something like that. I’m a big Bond fan and I’m pretty sure we’d all love to be like him. This job would involve an insane paycheck, guns, gadgets, hideouts, secret missions and.. you can get any women you want. The only downer is your life is practically a secret but I’m sure you won’t care about that… right?

2. Victoria’s Secret Photographer

Victorias Secret

Actually being a photographer for any fashion magazine would be great too. You’ll meet hot models and celebrities on a daily basis, shoot beautiful faces, get free tickets to fashion shows and other celebrity events and so on. But being a Victoria’s Secret photographer… that’s even better. You’ll shoot those delightful angels wearing only sexy lingerie or bikinis in exotic locations, you’ll have a crazy night life and of course, make shit load of money.

1. Top Gear Presenter

Top Gear

If you’ve never heard of Top Gear, you probably lived under a rock until now. It’s one of the most popular TV shows in the world and probably the best and funniest TV show about cars. The show is hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May and all they do all week long is testing supercars, doing crazy challenges, hitting into each other and well… saying a lot of shit words on public tv. They wear jeans to the office every day because the office is a demolished airfield and hangar and a regular Friday for a Top Gear presenter might involve racing a Bugatti Veyron against a jet for example.

That’s it!