Lindsay Lohan as a nun just blew my mind!

If you wonder why we’ve been a little inactive in these last days… we’ll have to bring some bad news for you. There comes a time in almost every bro’s life when he thinks he found the right girl and even wants to marry her. Of course, you’re struggling to tell him he’s wrong and show him how awesome is life without that but when you get to meet her, you see she’s cool and they look pretty great together and sooner or later the inevitable happens and you’re invited to their wedding.

That’s where I’ve been. The bachelor party was insane and the wedding was pretty dull but it had free alcohol and bad food so it was all worth it. Now let’s see what my friend misses since he got married. Lindsay Lohan unleashed her hotness again over the weekend with a couple of promo pics for Machete.

That’s a new action movie that’s about to be premiered in September where this babe is absolutely smokin’. In these promo pics she’s wearing some tight clothes, plays with guns and looks just like my type of wonder woman. Lindsay Lohan licking a .50 gun just makes your mind go crazy.

She’s even rocking a nun outfit with guns that will also make you imagine naughty stuff about her. I did that too. We’re sick.