1 May 2017

This Italian Model Promises 19 Million People, Blowjobs!

Blowjobs are great. I thank the sex gods for inventing the mouth and coming up with the idea that penises can be sucked. If ladies remember their first time, then it would be safe to say that men remember their first blowjobs. That’s how awesome they are, and I know that you agree with me.

Italian Model

Many of us dream of getting a blowjob from celebrities. Who among them do you dream of? Mine would be that tomb raider. Those luscious lips look so delicious. But here’s the sad reality – not unless we become celebrities ourselves, odds are, we will never get a chance to get a blowjob from any famous lady.

Unless you’re in Italy!

I don’t know much about politics, much more politics in Italy, but apparently it’s sexier than our own. An Italian model has promised that anyone who would vote “yes” to a certain referendum will get a free blowjob from her.

And what do you know. It worked! The referendum won with a whopping 19 million votes.

And here now lies her problem…

This really lovely lady is a man of her word, so now she’s trying to do the impossible: to give 19 million people a free blowjob. And it’s legend, wait for it…dary!

She’s taking a tour all around their country and giving blowjobs. You might think it would look disturbing, much more like a porn circus, but you’ll be surprised. It is actually a pretty civilized affair. Men are lined up waiting patiently for their turn as she does the deed inside a room.

Sanitary measures are also being done.

However, let’s try to take reality into consideration. I didn’t do the math exactly so feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I figured that it would take her a hundred years in order to complete her task! But we wish you, the best of luck…and maybe I’ll start considering migrating there soon.