18 Nov 2016

The Top Ten Sexiest Horror Films That Can Turn Your Screams Into Moans

Sex and fear always share a piece of love and respect for each other. They feed each other’s flames if you will. Hence, don’t be too surprised if there are people who have really creepy fetishes. This is also the reason why there are deliciously sexy horror films, and why we are gathered here today. To list down the top ten sexiest horror films of all time. I promise that we’ll try to keep the vampire movies to a minimal.

10. Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Gary Oldman. Keanu Reeves. Winona Ryder. Need I explain more what makes this film oh so sexy? It’s a cannon film for all of those who love vampire films, along with a couple of other movies here. Don’t worry. Twilight’s not included.

9. Sleepaway Camp

This is probably one of the most interesting slasher, cult flicks, of all time. In fact, if I were to make a list of the most shocking endings of all time, this would take the number one spot! Watch the film first and tell me, after the ending, why it’s part of the list. OR you could also do a quick Google if you’re not that patient.

8. Piranha 3D

PORN STARS are in this film. They are in bikinis, sometimes, even skinny-dipping. Who cares that they are getting eaten by carnivorous fish?!

7. Don’t Look Now

Okay, so unlike the other movies in this list, this movie doesn’t really revolve around eroticism, but there is a particular scene that will forever mark Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie’s career. The two perform a love scene together in the film that is soooo freaking hot that most of the people who have watched the film believes that the two ACTUALLY did it. Watch the film now and forever wonder….did they? No…but…did they?

6. From Dusk Till Dawn

Warning. This movie will keep you awake, but it’s not for the scary scenes. It’s because of that really sexy scene where we see Salma Hayek dancing with a snake on her and then licks beer some beer off her leg. Hoooo. I’m no George Clooney, but I’d totally dig that.

5. Jennifer’s Body

Hang me but any film, horror or not, starring Megan Fox, will always make my top five of sexiest films. After all, Megan is my walking definition of sexy. You know, when someone asks me how to describe the sexiest girl in the world for me, I’ll just go ahead and describe her. Anyway, while it might not be the best horror film in the bunch, this movie’s got its high points as well…like Megan and Amanda Seyfried kissing.

4. Interview With The Vampire

The film where two of the most gorgeous bros in Hollywood history starred at the same time (and I’m not even embarrassed to say it) – Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Seriously, we need more films like this. If you like this film though, I suggest that you should read the (more erotic) book too.

3. Thirst

First of, let me just say that the other movie of the Korean director who directed Thirst, Chan-wook Park, which is Oldboy, is one of the best movies I’ve seen in my life so you should watch that too. Second, a movie that bravely depicts a priest succumbing to the sins of the flesh will always be so sinfully sexy.

2. Only Lovers Left Alive

My God. Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston in this movie just take my breath away every single damn time. Plus, they’re sexiest scenes are not even in the nude scenes. Instead, they are in the whispers and glances, and that’s the real meaning of sexy.

1. The Cabin In The Woods

Because we see Anna Hutchinson making out with a wolf’s head and Chris Hemsworth biting Hutchinson’s panties. Need I say more?